I Am Spider-Man

I am finally able to come close to fulfilling a childhood dream. Unfortunately, it comes from teaching my son, Jonathan, something which is untrue. But, it's worth it, really. First, I taught my son who Spider-Man was. He can now identify him when he looks at my dvds, his backpack, or my pajamas. The next step was to teach him that I was, in fact, Spider-Man. I am very pleased that this whole thing has worked out.

Yes, yes. I know. You're jealous. But I'm sorry, there can only be one Spider-Man.